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Mom was always telling me not to make kinds of faces because it would stay like that forever. And here I am, watching some webms and I cringed so hard at her "marriage" point I will probably have to live with that expression until I become spooky skeleton. And straight after that "noone is buying my body" yeah bitch, nice word play, it's not buying it's just loaning. And she's not whore, just Head of Human Resources Department on self-enployment contract.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl